January 25th, 2008, 6:34 pm Hobbies News
Besides that you are a grown woman and probably need to have a think about that for next year.
Arent you 30 or something? Sugar Plum PR to Santa Dear Sugarplum, That is the rudest e-mail Ive ever received. You can stick your presents. Ill put the laptop on HP and make Mr mr buy me the other things and also a pony. Which he will give me because he doesnt suck to pieces like you, midget.
Smoochie etc, Sarah Sarah If you think thats a rude e-mail you must live in a sock. I get sick of listening to whingy b**ches like you every day wanting presents, presents, presents. Wheres my bloody present? Huh? Besides, I am a very busy elf and I do not have time to play e-mail tag with you. If you ever get a real job like me, working in the Candy Cane buildings at the North Pole in charge of not only Santas PR but also glitter, bubbles, fairies and doing the morning tea runs, you might have a better idea of how the real world works. Not having the fortitude to call by telephone tells me your incrusted in your sit down loads of spare time job. You need to grow up — I bet you still believe al Qaeda blew up the Twin Towers.
Sp xx Sugarplum, They should call you Aspartame instead of Sugarplum because you are carcinogenic. At least my boss isnt all over the news being told to lose weight. Stupid, stupid midget.
Im telling Santa when I go to H%26amp;Js to buy nail polish that I wont wear.
Merry Christmas.